What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

How does a person become transgender?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is so great about Jiraiya?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What do gang stalkers want?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?